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Celebrate Dad (free printable!)

June 12, 2017 0 Comments

Celebrate Dad (free printable!)

We all know them.  We all love them.  Ok, so maybe we loathe them.  Maybe we groan when we hear them.  But life just wouldn’t be the same without dad jokes.  What better way to celebrate dad than with his very own brand of humor.  Get ready because these are so bad they’re…just really, really bad:

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'

Two guys walk into a bar.  The third one ducks.

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I’ll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Share these with your favorite Dad and give him a laugh, plus enjoyment for years to come.  Seriously, he will keep telling them for years.  Happy Father’s Day!

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